*some restrictions apply. ....
I can’t sing, dance, draw, publicly speak, eat healthy, keep my cool, wink, smile nicely, look in both of your eyes, paint, say how I honestly feel, wear jeans without wanting to stab my thighs, laugh humanly.
I can’t wait to live alone so I can dictate my television volume, be naked and not care, paint my walls a cheescake yellow, have my living room walls to be covered in an alphabetical DVD library, control my thermostat.
I can’t wait to live alone so I can dictate my television volume, be naked and not care, paint my walls a cheescake yellow, have my living room walls to be covered in an alphabetical DVD library, control my thermostat.
Apr 18
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Oct 20
Wait For It of the Day: If you’re already familiar with Canadian fashion model Rick Genest, AKA Zombie Boy, then you know what to expect from this spot for Dermablend.
If you don’t already know him, well — you’re in for a treat.
[cakehead.]
(via fuckyeahtattoos)
Sep 27
Client: “Make it good. I have a lot of my funds riding on this website.”
Me: “Really, you seem to be doing alright for yourself…”
Client: “Oh definitely, I’m pretty rich. That’s just something I tell all the lower downs, to raise the stakes a bit.”
Sep 22
This just goes to show you that America ain’t shit! #TroyDavis They spit in face of justice with this.
Sep 06
» Clients From Hell: Client: “I just want you to know that we here at the company really...
Client: “I just want you to know that we here at the company really frown on office romances.”
Me: “That won’t be an issue. I’m already in a steady relationship.”
Client: “Well, then that’s just disgusting what you did!”
Me: “What?”
Client: “I wasn’t going to mention it, but now I feel…
Aug 25
this! i couldn’t pass up! I had to back it to get one!
Aug 17
5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk
Aug 01
(Source: erotic-city, via fxckyeahprince)
Jul 30
trailer for “dear daddy”.
“…you took the easy way out. you don’t even to stop by to ask her if she needs help, or to give her money for me. or to even check to see if i’m still alive. i need somebody there for me…and you’re not there.”
one of my homies (who has a great natural hair blog) linked me to this earlier today, and it just tore me apart; i cried almost the entire time. filmmaker janks morton is in the process of making “dear daddy”, a documentary that explores the issue of father absenteeism in the black community, and its effects, particularly on young women. these women are given time to write a letter to their dads, and are subsequently asked to read it for the camera.
i think the most powerful point was when the reader said she hoped her father would burn in hell, and that if he were to die, she wouldn’t care, or shed a single tear. but the entire time, she was crying, and after saying that, she wasn’t able to finish reading. that’s deep; that a person who abandoned you, who you hate beyond words for not being there, can reduce you to speechlessness, and uncontrollable tears.
often we think and talk about single motherhood and father absenteeism in terms of statistics and news articles, and forget about the real-world implications for the children of those environments. there is immeasurable pain being experienced by these kids. the more i see and learn, the more i realize how blessed (and ultimately, privileged) i am to have had a father who was always there, and continues to be. my heart breaks for those who won’t ever know that feeling.
The fact that I can’t even stop the tears from forming in my eyes. This is truly heartbreaking.
(via gician)
