*some restrictions apply. ....

I can’t sing, dance, draw, publicly speak, eat healthy, keep my cool, wink, smile nicely, look in both of your eyes, paint, say how I honestly feel, wear jeans without wanting to stab my thighs, laugh humanly.
I can’t wait to live alone so I can dictate my television volume, be naked and not care, paint my walls a cheescake yellow, have my living room walls to be covered in an alphabetical DVD library, control my thermostat.
Sep 27
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clientsfromhell:

Client: “Make it good. I have a lot of my funds riding on this website.”

Me: “Really, you seem to be doing alright for yourself…”

Client: “Oh definitely, I’m pretty rich. That’s just something I tell all the lower downs, to raise the stakes a bit.”

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