I can’t sing, dance, draw, publicly speak, eat healthy, keep my cool, wink, smile nicely, look in both of your eyes, paint, say how I honestly feel, wear jeans without wanting to stab my thighs, laugh humanly.
I can’t wait to live alone so I can dictate my television volume, be naked and not care, paint my walls a cheescake yellow, have my living room walls to be covered in an alphabetical DVD library, control my thermostat.
Wait For It of the Day: If you’re already familiar with Canadian fashion model Rick Genest, AKA Zombie Boy, then you know what to expect from this spot for Dermablend.
If you don’t already know him, well — you’re in for a treat.