I can’t sing, dance, draw, publicly speak, eat healthy, keep my cool, wink, smile nicely, look in both of your eyes, paint, say how I honestly feel, wear jeans without wanting to stab my thighs, laugh humanly.
I can’t wait to live alone so I can dictate my television volume, be naked and not care, paint my walls a cheescake yellow, have my living room walls to be covered in an alphabetical DVD library, control my thermostat.
this! i couldn’t pass up! I had to back it to get one!