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I can’t sing, dance, draw, publicly speak, eat healthy, keep my cool, wink, smile nicely, look in both of your eyes, paint, say how I honestly feel, wear jeans without wanting to stab my thighs, laugh humanly.
I can’t wait to live alone so I can dictate my television volume, be naked and not care, paint my walls a cheescake yellow, have my living room walls to be covered in an alphabetical DVD library, control my thermostat.
Sep 06
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» Clients From Hell: Client: “I just want you to know that we here at the company really...

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Client: “I just want you to know that we here at the company really frown on office romances.”

Me: “That won’t be an issue. I’m already in a steady relationship.”

Client: “Well, then that’s just disgusting what you did!”

Me: “What?”

Client: “I wasn’t going to mention it, but now I feel…

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